Gorilla Sapiens: Test2

Snowflake the Albino Gorilla. Key features: as an albino has yellow or true blonde hair, wideset eyes with interpupillary distance around 67-75 mm's (chimps ~47). Large lateral nasal walls (alar) with V shaped collumella, Blood type B, and NN (of MN system), mostly resistant to AIDS virus, avg male height 5'9" (Mountain up to 6'5"), wide load bearing shoulders, locking elbow joint - evolved separately from most other arboreal great apes (cannot hyperextend- for greater load bearing ability), avg age 45-50, small ears, cranial width same as the widest i've measured in man, devoted to family, total vegetarians with a 600 pound weight potential, average foot length for male lowlands 9 and 3/4 inches (size 10), females have 28 day menstrual cycle (chimps 36, bonobos 40, orangs 28), gentle giants, devoted to family, great model for first family, prob first man (evidence exists that the gorilla-human clade evolved to humanity before chimp or orangutan-human clades), heterosexual, aka: brahmin, abraham, Noah went up the mountain for ethics, patriarchal fatherhead of all abrahamic religions including christianity and hebrew (80% hasidic rabbi's blood type B), Blood type B is still highest frequency in the world in the middle east where AIDS is lowest in the world. Think Drew Carey on show Price is Right, acctress Judy Dench. Has 2-3 inch penis that enlarges to 5, with large glans for greater sensation and intimate bonding (equating to stronger orgasm and greater Dopamine drop and increased Serotonin the hormone of attachment).

Gorilla female

Now there's a sweetie. She will stay "married" to her silverback for an average of 10 years. Origin of the 7 year itch? Female average 5'2" tall, broad shoulders, large head and eyes, small ears, ground dwellers for past 4.5 million years so many G-girls i know are very afraid of heights. Fuss a bit with other females over attention from the male for her and her child. Long nose from brow to tip of filtrum, and long lateral nasal walls. Very attached style, demanding and fussy, attentative calm and gentle, high maintenance kind of girl, largest breasts of all primates and smallest vaginal length top to bottom and depth, very short toes with wide "birkenstock" feet. usually females G-sapiens women wear about a size 5-7 if lowland origin.

Chimpanzee face

Key features: small nose and eyes, skull only about 5 inches tall (gorilla-7-9), short stature, aggressive, meat eaters, killers and murderer's, women kill other babies, males hunt and mutilate other males, women will seek out up to 20 males at estrus for a "gang-bang", then run back to mother, thus NO attachment worth speaking of, abo blood type A (but so are 70% of Orangutans) (hitler was type A and hated B's), blood type MM (of the MN system, gorillas NN, 50% americans are MN, Charlie Chaplin was MN), carry the AIDS virus, men have sex with other males, females hump other females, SE asian counterparts eat dogs, rats, you name it, matriarchal social system, 36-40 day menstrual cycle. Females are men haters, mating not for love, males never know who father of a child is so NO fatherly instinct. Haters and momma's boys, homo's and ho's.

Chimpanzee

Cold blooded, game player, ice cold, narrow shoulders and hips, pencil penis, no such thing as love or attachment, women hater, child hater, monkey hater (eats Colobus monkeys alive), gang banger, child hater, never know what he's thinking, shrewd and allways calculating, the Openheimer of primates, excellent at math (chimps beat Japanese college kids very easily at number sequence math memory tests), bad attitude, hates everything, negative and controlling, super realist, never smiles, long narrow hands and feet, sleeps in trees (gorilla's on the ground), NOT afraid of heights, lives forever (70 +), think of all those little mean old old controlling women you've met, nothing can seem to kill them (short, beady eyed, thin with long skinny fingers and toes with curved nails allways allways complaining).

Chimp female

Innocent looking i know. Note the looong narrow hand, (has index finger much shorter than ring finger), Human analogous females i've noticed can wolf down a meal twice as fast as a G-guy, and usually starts eating first, and acts like you're not even there. G-girls i've know, in contrast, just as in the wild, cook with care, let the men start first, then carefully eat WITH their man with love and affection. Watch the youtube videos of chimps and gorillas eating, the first are voracious carnivores wolfing their food down. The Gorillas are apparently the zen buddhists of the primates, take their time, enjoy the company, kids playing with and loving the father. Watch the neat video linked on the far right.

Orangutans are funny

We'll cover them more later. Total red haired loners. Male female hook-ups only 3-5 days max at estrus, then they split. He cannot be around anyone unless he's pokin em. NO male pals at all. Hates kids. Total Fruitarians. Live up to 55 yrs. Very distinctive dental traits such as "spidery" grooved molars, and small laterals. Make good engineers and scientists. Not much love here. Mixed with Gorillas, probably crucial to man's evolution and autonomy. About 50-70% of teeth i see have strong orang traits not seen in any other primate. They gave us our "bubble" forward vertical foreheads and european red hair. very smart little devils.

Gorilla Sapiens

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Test2

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